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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Spokesperson Commercials

The Imperfect Pitch
Talent agent Doug tries to sell Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine from Seinfeld) on the idea of becoming the new spokesperson for Healthy Choice. After all, Healthy Choice has a new positive nutrition stance, complete with healthy, modern new flavors.

You can watch the Short Film, Original Release, and Bonus Cut. 30-second Transcript (Commercial begins with Julia and her Agent Doug sitting down in his office having a typical meeting...)

Doug: Listen you'd be the perfect spokesperson for Healthy Choice. They've got a new positive nutrition thing going on over there, healthy modern new flavors.

Julia: What? Me, for Healthy Choice? I don't know...

Doug: Well, if you're not into it, you're not into it. Let's go grab a coffee.

Julia: That's it?? You're done??

Doug: (Shrugs) Yeah.

Julia: No! You're my agent, you need to sell me on the idea. You need to be like, "You're like the exclamation point on the package! You're beautiful! You're delicious! You're Healthy Choice!!"

Doug: Wow! Bravo! So you'll do it?

Julia: No, I don't want to do it!

(Commercial ends with a box's tag being torn open to reveal the new Healthy Choice logo)

Deal Breaker Transcript

Beka: Wow! Look at this, Sweet Asian Potstickers, All Natural, All Vegetarian.

Julia: (Mouth Full) This Healthy Choice stuff has changed, you know? It's not diet food, just made with good healthy ingredients.

Beka: So you think you're doing a spokesperson-y thing?

Julia: (mouth full) I'm thinking about it.

Beka: You're not gonna eat on camera, are you?

Julia: (mouth full) What?

Beka: You know what it looks like when you give a dog peanut butter? How about when a cow chews cud?

Julia: I don't know why you must be sooo hypercritical of me.

(Commercial ends with the a box being torn open to reveal the new Healthy Choice logo and a microwave "ding.")

Cardboard Cutout :30

(Commercial begins with Julia standing and Doug sitting in his office)

Doug: Got a surprise for you.

Julia: (excitedly) Really??

Doug: Take a look.

(Julia turns around to see Doug's Assistant holding a Cardboard Cutout of her face, but not her body.)

Doug: Imagine, this'll be you in every supermarket in America bestowing the virtues of positive nutrition and the whole new Healthy Choice.

Julia: How could they think that that would sell Pumpkin Squash Ravioli? That's my head on some... grandmother's body!

Doug: It's not the final version... (Pulls out Phone begins to play with it)

Assistant: You know uh, actually it shipped this morning.

Julia: I haven't signed up to be the spokesperson!

Doug: Birdie on 3? No way...

Julia: Doug?

Doug: (looks up from phone) Yeah?

Julia: You wanna focus on my miserable life just for a second?

Doug: Sure, yeah, OK. Why don't you tell me what you don't like about it? (Looks back down at his phone and continues to play golf)

Julia: It's completely out of proportion...

(Julia catches Doug still playing with the phone and smiling)

Julia: What is wrong with you?

(Commercial ends with new Healthy Choice Logo and a microwave "ding")

Up, Up, and Away
Ridiculous. Dangerous. Probably Illegal.

Julia: What are these?

Doug: Healthy Choice knows if they can get people to try just one little bite, they'll love it. So they're doing an online coupon promotion.

Julia: So what is the little box for?

Doug: I tell them, they want you to be their spokesperson, think bigger. Take millions of this little bite boxes full of food, put them up on a hot air balloon, and drop them on people!

Julia: That's so stupid! They should just stick to the online coupon.

Doug: It's just an idea.

Julia: It looks like more than just an idea to me.

Doug: You see the balloon, huh?

Julia: Yea...

(Commercial ends with "Go to healthychoice.com to get your coupon and taste for yourself.")

Secret's in the Sauce
It's not a secret if you already know.

Julia: Okay. You were right. These Healthy Choice Fresh Mixer thingies, they taste fresh...

Doug: Say it again! Say it like, "Mmm, these Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers taste fresh!"

Julia (in a less than enthusiastic tone): "They taste fresh..."

HEALTHY CHOICE FRESH MIXERS SIGN FALLS FROM CEILING ONTO DESK, SURPRISING JULIA AS IT HITS HER ARM ON THE WAY DOWN.

Julia: Wait. What are you doing?

Camera Man: Got it.

Julia: You're secretly taping me?

Doug: You know, it wasn't a secret to us, we knew... (Gestures towards himself and camera man situated behind him)

Julia (annoyed): Yes, but it was a secret to me.

Doug: Of course, otherwise I would be sitting like this (tilts sideways in chair) and completely block his shot. So that's why I was like... didn't you notice that this was weird?

Julia: No.

(Commercial ends with "Made fresh from your desk, cook it fresh, strain it fresh, mix it fresh. Healthy Choice Fresh mixers, look for it in the soup or pasta aisle.")

Super Agent Doug
Watch as Julia Louis-Dreyfus's agent Doug, played by Don Lake, dishes on life as a talent agent and reveals his key to acting success.

Pumpkin Squash Ravioli
New! All Natural Entrées
Contemporary recipes bursting with all natural flavor. No preservatives or artificial flavors.

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Fire Roasted Tomato Chicken
Complete Meals
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Chicken Margherita
Café Steamers
Fresh taste unlocked by steam for crisp vegetables, tender meat, firm pasta, and fluffy rice.

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Chicken Alfredo Florentine
Select Entrées
Classically delicious dishes updated with the help of world-class chefs.

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Rotini & Zesty Marinara Sauce
New! Fresh Mixers
Made fresh from your desk—no refrigeration or freezing necessary.

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Fresh Mixers
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